AI Instagram audit for small businesses
Your Instagram has a problem. Let’s name it.
Get a personalized scored report and action plan for your business Instagram. Send your screenshots, then see what customers notice, what is confusing, and the five fixes worth making first.
🔥 The verdict
Your work looks ready for customers. Your profile is still making them solve a small riddle first.
Your offer is hiding behind a bio that starts with vibes and skips the service.
🚨 What's costing you customers
🛠️ Five specific fixes, in the order they matter.
What to expect
Sharp feedback. Clean boundaries.
Specific, not generic
The report points to what is visible in your screenshots and tells you what to change first.
Honest, not cruel
We roast marketing choices—not people. No cheap shots, fake praise, or manufactured outrage.
Private by default
Featuring any anonymized report excerpt requires a separate, optional yes from you.
How it works
Four clear steps from “something's off” to “here's what to fix.”
Buy one report through secure checkout.
Use the email you want us to use. No account, subscription, or public dashboard needed.
We email your private intake link after payment.
Upload screenshots and answer the short business questions.
We email your private report link when it is ready.
Sample report — not a customer testimonial
“Your work looks ready for customers. Your profile is still making them solve a small riddle first.”
BEFORE: “Helping you feel your best ✨”
AFTER: “Color + cut specialist for busy women in Austin. Book your next appointment ↓”
Why it works: it says what is sold, who it's for, where, and what to do next before a visitor has to play detective.
What gets scored
Not follower count. The things that make people act.
First impression
Can a stranger tell what you sell before they lose interest?
Bio clarity
We check whether your bio says what you offer, who it helps, and what to do next.
Posts and opening lines
We point out what grabs attention and what is easy to scroll past.
Trust and next steps
We look for proof and make sure visitors can see how to contact, book, or buy.
One simple price
One clear report. One simple price.
One Business Instagram Roast Report for one account. No subscription. No surprise pitch for an agency package.
Business Instagram Roast
$14.99
One-time purchase
- Personalized Roast Score out of 10
- A clear look at your profile, posts, trust, and next steps
- Five prioritized, specific fixes
- Rewritten examples where useful
- Private online report link
Secure checkout. After payment, we email your private intake link. No account needed. We'll email you when your report is ready.
Before you hand it over
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Think you’re above a seven?
Send it. Let’s find out.
Get the perspective your friends are too polite to give and a plan you can actually use.
Secure checkout. After payment, we email your private intake link. No account needed. We'll email you when your report is ready.